@chris @atomicpoet Mastodongs are a funny lot.

If you want to fuck with data slurpers, put a hidden link to /random/ at the top of every page on your site (with pleroma I guess you would track down the index page and add it there), and then use robots.txt to block it and whatever else you don't want them reading.
Then any request to anything in /random/ gets sent to a simple generator script that returns 500 random links in /random/.