@Kuenga @jeffcliff @AnungIkwe My New Year predictions. Place your bets.

January 2nd - Grauniad says that there are no aliens and only anti-vaxer conspiracy theorists think it.
January 4th - Alien invasion scheduled.
January 6th - Grauniad says there was one alien invasion and why far-right people are so obsessed.
January 14th - Alienpox.
January 20th - Grauniad says there are aliens invading but this is a good thing thing because diversity is our strength.
January 21st - Alienpox renamed APox (because racism, duh).
January 29th - test for APox available and masks issued for schools in California and Islington.
February 1st - Grauniad says that we will have aliens invade us and it's good for the economy.
February 3rd - Bill Gates announces vaccine for APox in development.
February 15th - Alien kills woman on NY subway.
February 16th - man arrested for attempting to stop alien from killing her.