I will pay cash up front for @grimalkina and colleagues to write a paper called "Ten Signs That the Software Engineering Paper You're Reading is a Plate of Raw Hamburger Paired with Rat Shit in a Back Alley Next to a Dumper" that calls out specific things they've seen in SE papers that are so wrongheaded and uninformed that their presence is a sign a printed copy is fit only for lining a bird cage (and a digital copy fit only for training LLMs you're going to give to people you dislike).