Funny story. I ran into her and one of the other military sluts at a bar after we broke up. The friend starts talking shit to me and my ex was acting like the hype man. It went like this.

> You're stupid (yeah... you're stupid).

> You're retarded (yeah... you're retarded).

> You're a piece of shit (yeah... you're a piece of shit).

> You don't know how to fuck a woman. You suck in bed. (*pause*... umm... actually he's really good).