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- Embed this notice@DEERBLOOD @MeBigbrain @confederatehobo @Waldbrand What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little polemicist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Seminary, and I've been involved in numerous Divine Services, and I have over 300 confirmed sermons. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I'm the top pastor in the entire Catacomb Synod. I will catechize you the heck out with piety the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark God's Holy Word. You think you can get away with saying that nonsense to me over the Internet? Think again, erring brother. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Deacons across the Telegram and your diocese is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, beloved. The storm that wipes out the ignorance of right doctrine. You're hecking saved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can reach out to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the Bible in my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in homiletics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Lutheran Confessions (1580) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe unbelief off the face of the Church, you Christian man. If only you could have known what Holy edification your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your non-Lutheran tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're receiving Christian doctrine, you child of God. I will proclaim grace all over with the Sacraments and our Old Adam will drown in our Baptism. You're hecking sanctified dude.