>smartphones might be the most disappointing piece of technology invented in my lifetime
I don't use it as a phone anymore. Everyone wants to text, might as well be a pager. It's too small to watch videos on, and it's too big to be a timepiece. I've left it at home and didn't regret it.

>bUt BuT bUt yOu cAn DoWnLoAd tHe aPP
I don't want a frickin' app. Paper coupons (like they used until quite recently) didn't track my spending habits.