@eaton Not surprised he wasn't paying attention when the teacher said that A Modest Proposal is satire...
When RMS made a nuisance of himself at a sff convention where an acquaintance was volunteering, the volunteers went to the grocery store and bought broccoli to make corsages for femme-presenting people. RMS apparently hates broccoli, so he spent the weekend staring at femme people's breasts, only to be repelled by the broccoli.