That thing where cars take over the whole crosswalk when traffic is awful is for real one of my biggest pet peeves in life.
One time a woman did that to me, forcing me into the oncoming traffic coming the other way. I was carrying a THICK hardback from the library and I slammed it down on her hood as hard as I could.
"Scared now, Jaggoff? GOOD! So was I when I had 10 impatient motorists coming at me a second ago. Go to hell."