@SuperDicq @twinspin6 @mold
> I unironically think it is one of the best option for any software that needs to run using FastCGI.

Yeah, there lies the problem. PHP isn't so much a programming language as it is a tool for a singular job with a rather overgrown DSL attached. There are just so many kinds of software that are either impractical or outright impossible to implement in PHP.