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@sun one of my cats eats cake and donuts and i feel it would be rude to not offer her milk. two of the other ones will fall down around you if you open cheese anywhere in the house, in the hopes that you either slip and die or step on them and feel bad, either way they feel like cheese is the result of both. One's favorite food is raw hamburger.

I give them the most filtered water i can (not distilled) and I have a permanent boycott against nestle products, so they get decent enough food, too.