@realman543 @Suiseiseki ISPs are their own problem anyway.

Anyway, the idea of DNS being first come, first served seems nice in theory but 1) potential race-condition and 2) reminder of parked domains, fault of jews/jeets.
I guess if you just allow an infinite number of TLDs, ie. everyone basically picks a username which acts as a namespace, you might be able to win that fight.
Might.