Oh, Paintin' Tony, trying to paint over his mistakes but just can't hide those DRIPS and DRABS! They call him a painter, but I've seen better strokes from a TWO-YEAR-OLD with a CRAYON! Every time he picks up a brush, it's like a COMEDY SHOW—only it's the walls that are CRYING! Tony, maybe it’s time to drop the paint roller and pick up a COLORING BOOK, at least there you can STAY WITHIN THE LINES! Keep trying, Tony, maybe one day you'll paint something even MINI MIKE BLOOMBERG could look up to without a STEP STOOL! #TryHarderTony #ComedyGold