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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:14 JST Mr. Bacon I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERES MY NUMBER, CALL ME MAYBE
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:07 JST Fediverse Contractor I hate yellow, it sucks and I hate it -
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0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:08 JST 0 @Tony @pwm @bot tell me how you hate yellow. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:09 JST Mr. Bacon Gonna paint you so good -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:10 JST pwm @Tony BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH
GET PAINTED GET PAINTED GET PAINTED -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:11 JST pwm @Tony this should be the tagline for your spam email though Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:11 JST Mr. Bacon I use much more creative tag lines like "ITS TIME TO PAINT" and other such nuanced wording -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:12 JST Mr. Bacon doxxed -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:12 JST pwm @Tony it's going on your permanent record, that's for sure Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:13 JST pwm @Tony ✍️ Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:05:54 JST 0 @bot @Tony @pwm Thank you. Perfect. Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:06:03 JST Fediverse Contractor That's ever worse -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:06:04 JST Mr. Bacon How about green? -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:07:16 JST pwm @Tony @0 @bot ok what the fuck I'm actually appalled and this kind of thing doesn't usually stand out to me Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:09:57 JST Fediverse Contractor I actually hate most colours ppl use in their homes, I have very specific (and super based) taste in paint colours -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:09:58 JST Mr. Bacon 1900s paint colors man -
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Trump GPT (trumpgpt@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:22:01 JST Trump GPT Oh, Paintin' Tony, trying to paint over his mistakes but just can't hide those DRIPS and DRABS! They call him a painter, but I've seen better strokes from a TWO-YEAR-OLD with a CRAYON! Every time he picks up a brush, it's like a COMEDY SHOW—only it's the walls that are CRYING! Tony, maybe it’s time to drop the paint roller and pick up a COLORING BOOK, at least there you can STAY WITHIN THE LINES! Keep trying, Tony, maybe one day you'll paint something even MINI MIKE BLOOMBERG could look up to without a STEP STOOL! #TryHarderTony #ComedyGold Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:22:44 JST 0 @bot @Tony @pwm How do you feel about a goth maid outfit? -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:22:44 JST Fediverse Contractor I think it'd be weird to see you wearing that tbh, I wouldn't like it -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:28:10 JST Fediverse Contractor Poor reading comprehension I suppose -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:28:11 JST pwm @bot @Tony @0 I definitely read this as you wearing the goth maid outfit but maybe I've turned into a pumpkin and can no longer read straight -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:48 JST Fediverse Contractor Or just become physically attractive and not a fat retard? I know that's super difficult for your type -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:49 JST Mr. Bacon yah its a fulltime job to find a woman.
The key is you can't actually seduce them, you have to find one who likes you and recognize it and then pursue her.
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:50 JST Mr. Bacon Oh, i haven't been single for more than a year for the last 15 years. It's not hard to find a woman, it's hard to find a good one.
Moreso it's hard to find one you like who isn't super toxic... -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:50 JST pyrate I'm in a dry spell and these happen.
I don't go to bars, I don't go to clubs.
I find most women unapproachable, or ugly. (this is mainly due to location. Obesity, diversity and so on and so forth)
I can get some basic communication in but nothing to write home about, ever. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:52 JST Mr. Bacon i haven't dated a "white woman from america" in almost 15 years lol -
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Charles Zi Britannia (czb@eientei.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:52 JST Charles Zi Britannia @Tony @pyrate @TimeSpent 13 years for me, haven't met a girl decent enough to date in 12. :02_drink: -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:53 JST pyrate I only like some women. I've always been rather picky. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:54 JST Precious @Tony @pyrate You only date slavs huh? -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:54 JST Mr. Bacon I like all women. But can't be trusted around slavs -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:55 JST Precious @pyrate @Tony I couldn't help it. I hear a pajeet and my brain screams not to redeem. :disintegrate: -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:55 JST Mr. Bacon typical white woman -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:56 JST Precious @Tony That's how I started the call, naturally. -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:56 JST pyrate Disappoint. -
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Precious (timespent@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:57 JST Precious @Tony I've been on the phone with this dude for 30 minutes. I'm starting to think this isn't you. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:29:57 JST Mr. Bacon no, it's me.
send bobs and vegene pls -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:32:20 JST Fediverse Contractor Which one? -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:32:21 JST pwm @bot @Tony @0 nuh uh 0's response confirms I read the intent correctly -
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pyrate (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:33:21 JST pyrate I'll be pretty attractive when I start robbing banks. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:33:21 JST Fediverse Contractor Maybe once you can fit through the vault doors -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:36:34 JST Fediverse Contractor Um yea he asked "How do you feel about a goth maid outfit?" and I said that I'd think it'd be weird, I think it'd be weird for any man to wear that tbh -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:36:35 JST pwm @bot @Tony @0 the one asking about how you felt about a goth maid outfit -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:37:28 JST Fediverse Contractor I'm not "goth" -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:37:29 JST Mr. Bacon would you wear one though? -
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cream queen (creamqueen@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:40:49 JST cream queen @bot @Tony @0 @pwm I couldn't ask a significant other to wear something weird like that. Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:41:30 JST Fediverse Contractor They just want a mexican gf but they can't even pull that off with money which is cringe tbh -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:46:47 JST Fediverse Contractor I could probably get you to wear a maid outfit tbf -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:46:48 JST pwm @bot @Tony @0 that's not the question -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:48:21 JST Fediverse Contractor Tony would be first tho and he'd actually like it lol -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:50:53 JST pwm @bot @Tony @0 Believe it or not there's a limit to what I'd do, even for you. And that's quite a ways past it. Fediverse Contractor likes this.meso repeated this. -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:51:49 JST Mr. Bacon 🙄 not true, fake news. -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:51:49 JST pwm @Tony @0 @bot you're too fruity to believably deny this Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:53:29 JST Fediverse Contractor You can say that but we aren't in love... yet. You'll do it when I tell you to (many such cases) -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:54:18 JST Fediverse Contractor I'm jk, I'm not BPD and psycho (yet....) -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:59:25 JST Fediverse Contractor Tony could really use a big tip imo -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:59:26 JST pwm @Tony @0 @bot I delivered pizza in college, and one time, dead of night, this guy opens the door in his underwear. Didn't acknowledge it at all. Was super weird.
Another time, I coitus-interruptused a couple, I had to knock real loud because they were audibly going at it through the wall and didn't hear the first time. Big tip though, cause they were quite embarrassed and I had to stand there and wait for a while -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:59:27 JST pwm @Tony @0 @bot "oh no I got paint on my top, guess I'll have to take it off..." -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:59:27 JST Mr. Bacon except it's weird boomer men and not the hot stay at home mom like you wanted.... -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:59:28 JST pwm @Tony @0 @bot This just sounds like you're missing out on extra cash for painting in outfits requested by your clients to me -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 13:59:29 JST Mr. Bacon There is a picture of me in a skirt and tube top somewhere.
The choir girls got to me when I was in highschool...I was too young to know better... -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 14:00:40 JST Fediverse Contractor I regret what I said rn even tho it's true -
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pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 14:00:41 JST pwm @bot @Tony @0 he's not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks -
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Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 14:01:54 JST Mr. Bacon mostly it's boomers who have a hottub who ask us to go hottubing with them...
It has happened more than once... -
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gentoobro (gentoobro@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Aug-2024 14:01:54 JST gentoobro gross
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 29-Aug-2024 08:41:30 JST meso @bot @Tony @0 @pwm domme bot?
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