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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.nu/users/Loukas/statuses/110065389431838304">Loukas Christodoulou (loukas@mastodon.nu)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 13:17:07 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.nu/@Loukas" title="loukas@mastodon.nu"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/37355-48-20240513083827.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Loukas Christodoulou" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Loukas Christodoulou</a></section><article><p>This made me so happy. Someone on <a href="https://mastodon.nu/tags/Reddit" rel="tag">#Reddit</a> <br> asked who would win, a Balrog or Smaug, and two redditors started having a rap battle in the comments.</p><p>It's so good!<br><a href="https://mastodon.nu/tags/tolkien" rel="tag">#tolkien</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nu/tags/lotr" rel="tag">#lotr</a><br><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/11xiktm/could_a_balrog_beat_smaug" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/11xiktm/could_a_balrog_beat_smaug</a></p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/3529986#notice-6933055">In conversation</a><time datetime="2024-08-17T13:17:07+09:00" title="Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 13:17:07 JST">Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 13:17:07 JST</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.nu/@Loukas/110065389431838304" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.nu via ActivityPub">mastodon.nu</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.nu/@Loukas/110065389431838304">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><article><header><div>No result found on File_thumbnail lookup.</div><h5><a href="http://comments.It/">http://comments.It/</a></h5><div></div></header><div></div><footer></footer></article></li><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/3051328">Graphic of Balrog and Smaug from the films with a big Vs in the middle. Btw a Balrog is humanoid with horns and Smaug is a dragon. They're both covered in flames.</a></label><br><a href="https://media.mastodon.nu/media_attachments/files/110/065/372/096/715/698/original/a1aa65ccb14e89b9.jpg" rel="external">https://media.mastodon.nu/media_attachments/files/110/065/372/096/715/698/original/a1aa65ccb14e89b9.jpg</a></li><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/3051329">1444 points 14 hours ago Epic rap battles of historyyyyy! A 1946 points 13 hours ago* A Balrog of Morgoth. What did you say? Your master got beat and you ran away. I'm King of the Mountain. My wings a hurricane. You're a spook haunting Moria's sewer drain. Five armies fought for my pile of gold. You lost to a geriatric 24,000-year-old. Come fight me. If you can get off your shadowy ass. But one thing's for certain. You shall not pass. A 1490 points 12 hours ago Now listen here you witless worm I've faced the kinda foes that would make you squirm You got tricked by a hobbit, it took an angel to kill me | scared the best of men, 12 dwarves made you flee I'm a shadow cloaked in flame, the last of Morgoths name, menace is my fame, I'm Durin's fucking bane He beat me, but | killed gandalf too So fly you fool, this foe is beyond you 'y 1025 points 11 hours ago* ® You talk some smack for a smokey fiend. | spanned two movies. You lasted one scene. | conquered Erebor and ruled it myself. While you cowered in fear of a sparkly elf. Your rhymes have less fire than your weak flame of Ve[ o R | was scarier than you in the 70s cartoon. Go back to the shadows and try to hide. Or I'll smote you like Gandalf on the mountainside.</a></label><br><a href="https://media.mastodon.nu/media_attachments/files/110/065/373/402/714/857/original/20df60f05539c4c1.png" rel="external">https://media.mastodon.nu/media_attachments/files/110/065/373/402/714/857/original/20df60f05539c4c1.png</a></li><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/3051330">'y 1025 points 11 hours ago* ® You talk some smack for a smokey fiend. | spanned two movies. You lasted one scene. | conquered Erebor and ruled it myself. While you cowered in fear of a sparkly elf. Your rhymes have less fire than your weak flame of Udun. | was scarier than you in the 70s cartoon. Go back to the shadows and try to hide. Or I'll smote you like Gandalf on the mountainside. A 875 points 10 hours ago I'll say it again, and | can't stress it enough It took 3 days for me to get snuffed It took one guy, one arrow, one shot That's all it takes for smaug to get got Even Ravens returned to Erebor But Moria is used ne'ermore You better learn to get back Whenever you hear my flamming whip crack You think your scaly ass is hard? "Oh no! Look out!" It's just some guy named Bard 298 points 10 hours ago Sometimes I'm reminded why | love the internet.</a></label><br><a href="https://media.mastodon.nu/media_attachments/files/110/065/373/832/811/302/original/898cc570c94bf5c7.png" rel="external">https://media.mastodon.nu/media_attachments/files/110/065/373/832/811/302/original/898cc570c94bf5c7.png</a></li><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/3051331">Untitled attachment</a></label><br></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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Loukas Christodoulou (loukas@mastodon.nu)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 13:17:07 JST Loukas Christodoulou
This made me so happy. Someone on #Reddit
asked who would win, a Balrog or Smaug, and two redditors started having a rap battle in the comments.
It's so good!
#tolkien #lotr
https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/11xiktm/could_a_balrog_beat_smaug
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