1444 points 14 hours ago Epic rap battles of historyyyyy! A 1946 points 13 hours ago* A Balrog of Morgoth. What did you say? Your master got beat and you ran away. I'm King of the Mountain. My wings a hurricane. You're a spook haunting Moria's sewer drain. Five armies fought for my pile of gold. You lost to a geriatric 24,000-year-old. Come fight me. If you can get off your shadowy ass. But one thing's for certain. You shall not pass. A 1490 points 12 hours ago Now listen here you witless worm I've faced the kinda foes that would make you squirm You got tricked by a hobbit, it took an angel to kill me | scared the best of men, 12 dwarves made you flee I'm a shadow cloaked in flame, the last of Morgoths name, menace is my fame, I'm Durin's fucking bane He beat me, but | killed gandalf too So fly you fool, this foe is beyond you 'y 1025 points 11 hours ago* ® You talk some smack for a smokey fiend. | spanned two movies. You lasted one scene. | conquered Erebor and ruled it myself. While you cowered in fear of a sparkly elf. Your rhymes have less fire than your weak flame of Ve[ o R | was scarier than you in the 70s cartoon. Go back to the shadows and try to hide. Or I'll smote you like Gandalf on the mountainside.
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