'y 1025 points 11 hours ago* ® You talk some smack for a smokey fiend. | spanned two movies. You lasted one scene. | conquered Erebor and ruled it myself. While you cowered in fear of a sparkly elf. Your rhymes have less fire than your weak flame of Udun. | was scarier than you in the 70s cartoon. Go back to the shadows and try to hide. Or I'll smote you like Gandalf on the mountainside. A 875 points 10 hours ago I'll say it again, and | can't stress it enough It took 3 days for me to get snuffed It took one guy, one arrow, one shot That's all it takes for smaug to get got Even Ravens returned to Erebor But Moria is used ne'ermore You better learn to get back Whenever you hear my flamming whip crack You think your scaly ass is hard? "Oh no! Look out!" It's just some guy named Bard 298 points 10 hours ago Sometimes I'm reminded why | love the internet.
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