@KingOfWhiteAmerica @HarryNuggets My favorite redneck repairs:
>Primer bulb cracked causing bad vacuum leak on mower. Engine stalling repeatedly and hard to start, low power from running super rich. Fixed with the fingertip of a nitrile glove and two small rubber bands. Ordered new carb from slow boat from China. Fix held for three months before I swapped new carb.

>motorcycle carburetor valve tore. Flooding friends engine. Repaired with nitrile glove and gorilla glue. Worked at 12k RPM+

>Manifold mount bolt broke. Welded on a turny tip so we could torque it while we waited for a new one via mail. Worked fine.

>Running CLR through heater core backwards to salvage a "totally destroyed and irreparable" clog and save $2,500.

>Changing a timing belt tensioner in an interference engine without changing the timing belt using a broomstick to wedge the belt in place. Saved $1,500 in labor.