@sun @feld @SlicerDicer I'm taking this opportunity to announce my new service, Computr, which entirely solves the dependency problem. Simply write the name of a package on a postcard, staple it to about $300, and mail it to me. Within a week, a brand new computer will show up on your doorstep with only that package installed. If you do that for every program you ever need to run for the rest of your life then you'll never hit another dependency conflict again.
- https://michael.orlitzky.com/articles/motherfuckers_need_package_management.xhtml