@dabertime I had neighbours where the wife loved the sound of wind chimes and the husband couldn't stand it
Which means they had wind chimes in their back yard of course
Anyways one day the husband put elastic bands on them to keep them from tinkling, and after at least a week of silence the wife noticed and removed the elastics
Then the husband used hot glue on them
Eventually there was a truce and the chimes remained, unadulterated, but their conflict amused me greatly