@BiggusDiccus @gentoobro @graf @ins0mniak @laurel @threat Good luck.

If you land on Slackware, I can probably help, and it's good to get keep the Slackware wiki on the screen; I don't know Debuntu or Gentoo or the rest well enough to do blind tech support, but there are a lot of people around happy to help (and also there are about a hundred people that will tell you to change to a different distro, most of whom will disappear if you need help).