@ThePoastmasterGeneral @BattleDwarfGimli @mjdigspigs @Chzikken_1486 @Escoffier @Sigurd @TactlessWookie @givenup Oh and don't forget

Alan Turing, who is responsible for modern computers existing at all, was gay as they come.

So if anything it's you who has no business owning a computer, since computers are basically a gay creation.