Zed Lopez@nasamuffin A city slicker walking in the country saw a farmer under an apple tree holding a pig up so it could eat an apple. When the pig was done, they moved on to another. The viewer called out "Wouldn't it be faster to just knock some off the tree and let the pig eat 'em off the ground?"
The farmer looked at them quizzically. "What is "time* to a **pig**?"
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