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   emily dogmom (nasamuffin@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 12:59:28 JST emily dogmom

   I went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water

   someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"

   I'm still not over it y'all

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     SnoopJ (snoopj@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 16:41:53 JST SnoopJ

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     @nasamuffin penguin can have little a box,, as a treat

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     bjb :devuannew: :emacs: (bjb@fosstodon.org)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 16:42:10 JST bjb :devuannew: :emacs:

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     @nasamuffin So, what do you do for a living?
     I'm imagining the conversation between this guy and a first date ...

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     emily dogmom (nasamuffin@jorts.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 16:42:14 JST emily dogmom

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     • bjb :devuannew: :emacs:

     @bjb (apparently he's actually the penguin trainer for the aquarium!!! but I really enjoy this mental scenario so I won't spoil it 😂)

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     lorddimwit: not a typewriter (lorddimwit@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 16:42:24 JST lorddimwit: not a typewriter

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     @nasamuffin

     I wanna be the penguin

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     Joe Cooper 💾 (swelljoe@mas.to)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 16:42:29 JST Joe Cooper 💾

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     @nasamuffin living the dream. Both of them.

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     Zed Lopez (zedlopez@wandering.shop)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 16:42:57 JST Zed Lopez

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     @nasamuffin A city slicker walking in the country saw a farmer under an apple tree holding a pig up so it could eat an apple. When the pig was done, they moved on to another. The viewer called out "Wouldn't it be faster to just knock some off the tree and let the pig eat 'em off the ground?"

     The farmer looked at them quizzically. "What is "time* to a **pig**?"