@djsumdog @Kerosene @MoeBritannica This isn't how ancient Greeks and Romans conceived of their religion. I can't slaughter a white bull to Sailor Moon for victory in battle and to make my business rivals destitute. I'm not going to the Temple of Rance to engage in some sacred prostitution. I do not dread what the Oracle at Neotokyo has to say about my future. I can't gain the secret knowledge of the antedelluvians from Light Yagami. I don't fear that the Guts is going to send a group of Apostles at me for swearing a false oath.

You are a redditor twisted by Dungeons and Dragons and the Therapeutic Methodist Church of Thor.