@DC5FAN @Captain80s @JeffTheJoker @s2208 @Aly I don't get on with my mother much - 89IQ - I'm not even kidding.

The other week she said "I have to get off the phone, Australia's got talent (or one of those shows) is on."

And I go "Bread and Circuses" and she goes "What?"

I explained it to her, and she's like "yeah but I just want singer X to win."

I said "And two thousand years ago you would've wanted gladiator X to win, what's the difference?"

She couldn't get it.