@Type_Other @Dicer @WoodshopHandman but they do
sure there's plenty of useless crap to trick gullible retards out of their money, but there's plenty more useful machines that turn time-consuming household chores into easy tasks that take a couple minutes

people around these parts love to romanticize manual labor, but ain't nobody in the 1700s was splitting firewood, fetching water in buckets, sweeping the floor by hand, or washing laundry on a washboard cause it was fun