Also, people who act like married people fighting needs to be the end of something have never been in an adult fucking relationship.

Women are in a better mood when you're fighting with them.

If you show no passion in your arguments they will just go fuck some random delivery driver.

Maybe just be better at everything. Conquer your arguments and fuck even harder, like a real man or woman, instead of crying for a fucking divorce.

The poast-argument hate fuck is one of the best there is, and it turns into a love fuck the next morning.