The sad part is that the Amish really only exist because of the surrounding society. They'd likely have been crushed long ago but for the existence of the republic. They're not built for war or defense, and let's be honest.... except maybe where there's a natural barrier, that's been a central feature of every successful society.

Tl;dr the Amish don't have to worry about Ukrainian buttsex because we're taking that up for them.