@jimmybuffettfanaccount @leespringfield1903 @SuperSnekFriend @Turdicus >be emir
>Amir Muhammad ibn Muhammad Ibn Ibrahim Al-Hajj al-Ahmaq
>head of the Emirate of Dawla
>have 4 wives
>tons of pussy
>sons are born
>have 4 nagging bitches now
>constant strife
>infighting galore
>get poisoned by eunuch
>civil war between factions commanded by sons
>millions die
>Crusade happens afterwards
>Emirate collapses