@floatybirb @GhostOnTheHalfShell @luckytran I'm sure some Progressive Dem will weepingly argue for a humane pricing structure, possibly a special fund for low-income families splitting the babies in half, and Centrists will compromise by taking all the money instead use it to create good-paying jobs for cops and admins to enforce compliance with the specific permits. Kyrsten Sinema will issue the baby halving permits in a blood drenched gown, twice a year, until she's replaced by an AI.