@hosford42 @mina @gaysteve A quick web search shows that the text is a satire, probably written by men, as well as its counterpart, "The Men's Answer to the Womens Petition Against Coffee". But they both really date from the 17th century, so there's that, anyway. See for instance: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/meet-pro-temperance-women-who-crusaded-against-coffee-180965039/