@mint @Tadano @cassidyclown @ne @neet I'm all for a darknet-only solution, something I've been wanting for a hell long time.

We already have static websites running on 2 servers, one being clearnet-only, and one being darknet-only, and the clearnet one will automatically redirect you to the .onion mirror if it detects you're browsing through Tor.
For example, click this link while browsing over Tor, and notice the URL in the address bar once loaded: https://ryocafe.site

I'll translate and forward this to the instance owner, she too is very pro-darknet and clearnet-skeptic, so I expect to get an agreeing answer.