You will never be a real kf user. You have a wife, you have a job, you have empathy. You are an amatuer internet troll who has never doxed anyone.
All the "validation” you get is from hysterical spergs. You called them a faggot and they lost their shit. Most people enjoy your low wit banter and like being your friend, in real life people are thankful that you bathe.
Soyjacks are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have caused Soyjacks to flip out on anyone that seems remotely like a bully.
Even trolls who are unlikeable and full of genuine hate would never swat a child. Your concern for other's mental health is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get Keffals to ratio you, he’ll forget you exist the second Joshua Moon finds a new host for his edgy clan of neckbeards.
You will never live rent free. You laugh at the retards every time they say something stupid or take your bait and tell yourself you're ruthless and cruel, but deep inside you feel the guilt creeping up like a weed, the fear that you may have went too far.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll say you are sorry, ask if they're okay, and become their friend, and help change their life for the better. Your parents will be proud of you, relieved that their son isn't part of the hacker terrorist group called 4chan and isn't part of the internet hate machine. The brainwashed teenager who was molested as a kid will make a full recovery, become devote, religious, and a little racist. They will get married and have children and tell everyone they have you to thank for stopping them before they cut their dick off. When you die you will meet Jesus Christ and he will thank you for protecting these little ones and being there for them in their moments of need. You are a good person with good values.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.