> That's not how free will works.

It's how denying attributes of god works.

> Jesus is 200%

That hippy bitch nigger was obese too? Fucking strong crucifix, fair play Romans.

> My salvation is a miracle.

Were you born in some 3rd world country that missionaries haven't been able to infect yet? Or one of those "OH LORD IT'S A MIRACLE, I STILL HAD A DONUT!" type things?

And you trust irredeemable liars who are otherwise to never be trusted, in telling you that they've magically changed their very genetics enough to embrace jesus? Ok lol, GL with that one..