@freemo It probably went like this:
Person 1: Your talk of counting vibrations of a twine is witchcraft.
Person 2: No, it makes a difference. Watch: (vibrates string at 261.63 Hz) Seeee?
Person 1: C? That is absurd! Graphemes are for scribes, not bards.
Person 2: And judgment is for judges, not peasants.
Person 1: ...Tell me more about your black magic.