@Humpleupagus @Hoss @Zerglingman its a good plan though.
Retirement Plan A: save your whole life, buy a condo in Florida, take cruises, fuck old bitches with your baller swag lifestyle

Retirement Plan B: die at your desk

Retirement Plan C: run up your credit buying gold bars and bury them in the back yard before you die

I like it, hope I can do Retirement Plan C, sounds breddy gud