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One time in Germany, I told my buddies I was leaving because I was too drunk. I started to leave, but I only made it halfway to the door and grabbed a pillar and hugged that bitch because I was not walking straight.
I don't know how long I was there, but some chick pulled me away from the pillar, and I told her that I was too drunk to walk, so she threw my arm over her shoulder and walked me out of the place, down the street, I don't even remember. Next thing I know, I'm in a bed, and she's pulling off my pants. I couldn't even fight it. She went ahead and rode me and I don't even remember if I finished or not.
I woke up, all disoriented, not knowing where I was, and I had to wake her up to get her to call me a cab because I didn't have a cell phone. She didn't look horrible either, like a 6 or low 7. Not overweight.
Oh, what woke me up was her kid poking my feet. She had like a 4 year old kid in her apartment. I was all trying to get dressed under the covers because yeah, that's not something I'd ever woken up to.
It was weird because I probably would have consented to sex with her if I were more sober, it wasn't like she needed to take advantage of me.
No clue what her motivation was. Never saw her again.