@graf @Humpleupagus @mischievoustomato @PonyPanda @p @LaylaAlexandrovna Some drunk obese old hag tried to get me back when I was 26. I escaped because I had a feeling she'd try something, so I locked the door to the room I was sleeping in before going to bed. Woke up to the hog pounding on my door trying to get in. She eventually gave up.