@cocoaphony
[record scratch] “Yup, that’s me, writing C++…”
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“But I never admitted I needed help until, one dark night, I found myself writing C++”
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> go north
Office
There is a computer terminal. It is ready for you to enter code.
> template <typename T> void f()
You wrote C++. You are dead. Memory errors pick over your decaying bones.
Play again? (Y/N)