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   Rob Napier (cocoaphony@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 10:45:00 JST Rob Napier

   How did I wind up writing C++ again?

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 10:45:00 JST Paul Cantrell

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     @cocoaphony
     [record scratch] “Yup, that’s me, writing C++…”

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     “But I never admitted I needed help until, one dark night, I found myself writing C++”

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     > go north
     Office
     There is a computer terminal. It is ready for you to enter code.
     > template <typename T> void f()
     You wrote C++. You are dead. Memory errors pick over your decaying bones.
     Play again? (Y/N)