@MisterLister @CatLord @BowsacNoodle @white_male @Frondeur @Terry Today, money feels like a bodily fluid to me, I feel physical trauma when my wife spends too much. I look upon a $50 bill with nothing but distain. I long for that distant halcyon feeling of burning money on pure fun.

Now I have all the feelings of being a cheap teenager, along with being a stingy dad.