@lookitmychicken I really, really miss fish and chips here in Switzerland. The other day I went past a "pub" (you don't see those here either, it was either a bar or a restaurant) with a sign outside that said, "Best Fish & Chips in Lucerne!" I was tempted for about 5 seconds... until I saw the next line, "Served with Pea Purée," and just about chucked myself into the river.
(In case you don't have it in Australia: it's MUSHY PEAS. Pea purée is just not. a. thing.)