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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://masto.ai/users/stavvers/statuses/110864672789684923">Another Angry Woman (stavvers@masto.ai)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Aug-2023 19:25:39 JST</a><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers" title="stavvers@masto.ai"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/41495-48-20221127202416.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Another Angry Woman" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Another Angry Woman</a><div><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/110864584887971785" rel="in-reply-to">in reply to</a></div></section><article><p>uruk-hai scimitar</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/1391725#notice-3835431">In conversation</a><time datetime="2023-08-16T19:25:39+09:00" title="Wednesday, 16-Aug-2023 19:25:39 JST">about a year ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/110864672789684923" rel="external" title="Sent from masto.ai via ActivityPub">masto.ai</a></span></span><a href="https://masto.ai/@stavvers/110864672789684923">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/1413615">As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.Photo of a young white woman with blonde hair brandishing an uruk-hai scimitar, a long, straight blade with a sharp pointy bit at a right angle on the end.Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.Such as making the bed:
Photo of the same woman screaming, brandishing the blade at a bedMaking toast:
The woman with a battle-lust pose, slicing bread with the bladeGetting things off high shelves:
While emitting a battle scream, she has holds the end of the blade near a high kitchen cupboard, next to a jar of peanut butterMaking coffee:</a></label><br><a href="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/110/864/642/356/448/546/original/bfdc67975c94db6b.png" rel="external">https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/110/864/642/356/448/546/original/bfdc67975c94db6b.png</a></li><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/1413616">Photo of the woman in a battle stance, screaming, with the end of the blade in a jar of coffeeReaching the remote when it’s too far away:
She is lying on the sofa holding the blade in two hands, brandishing the sword at the TV remoteAnd assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
She is mostly obscured by the bathroom door, aside from a screaming expression and the bladeI don't know how I survived life without it.
The woman is calmly smiling, drinking a large mug of coffee, holding the blade behind her shoulder.</a></label><br><a href="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/110/864/644/746/155/937/original/33ba09d35aa8c4b2.png" rel="external">https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/110/864/644/746/155/937/original/33ba09d35aa8c4b2.png</a></li><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/1413617">Happy 10 year anniversary to this dumbass post.the years start comin’ and they sure don’t stop comin’  I have since moved out of my moms house, stopped destroying my hair with drugstore bleach, went back to school, got a job in tv, went through a pandemic, got married, quit that job, moved across the country, and gone back to school again to make video games. The scimitar is proudly mounted on the stairs surrounded by LotR posters. It is still my most pragmatic purchase, aside from my bread machine. This bitch loves some fresh baked bread. Photo of the woman in the same calm, coffee drinking, blade behind shoulder pose. It is the same mug and same sword. She now has brown hair and is wearing glasses.Anyways stay cool and stay kind everybody. &lt;3
Still of a comedian saying "And he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed"</a></label><br><a href="https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/110/864/646/088/847/073/original/c10fbc1ccfd24ca1.png" rel="external">https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/110/864/646/088/847/073/original/c10fbc1ccfd24ca1.png</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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