As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar. Photo of a young white woman with blonde hair brandishing an uruk-hai scimitar, a long, straight blade with a sharp pointy bit at a right angle on the end. Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Photo of the same woman screaming, brandishing the blade at a bed Making toast: The woman with a battle-lust pose, slicing bread with the blade Getting things off high shelves: While emitting a battle scream, she has holds the end of the blade near a high kitchen cupboard, next to a jar of peanut butter Making coffee:
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