Photo of the woman in a battle stance, screaming, with the end of the blade in a jar of coffee Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: She is lying on the sofa holding the blade in two hands, brandishing the sword at the TV remote And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: She is mostly obscured by the bathroom door, aside from a screaming expression and the blade I don't know how I survived life without it. The woman is calmly smiling, drinking a large mug of coffee, holding the blade behind her shoulder.
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