@coolboymew @tomey @McMongoose @Moon what they're really looking for is a place where

1) I can hector everyone else about my pet peeves
2) No one can hector me about their pet peeves

They want inequality with themselves on top. This isn't a valid rule-set for rules that are equally applied to everyone. So a rule-set isn't what they're looking for, at least not a fair one.