@Owl @NonPlayableClown @11112011 @colonelj @TeaTootler @billy_hughes @shedinja @Hoss @TheLocoBandito When I was in jail, there was a certain female screw I had a special relationship with. Every morning at muster, I'd make sure I was in the shower so that she'd see me naked when she drew the privacy flap to count me. I liked seeing the smile on her face and the signs of her arousal.