@Goalkeeper @victor I've got a friend like this.
Fucking faggot needs to write a goddamn novella to not even answer a yes or no question. Lately it's been really pissing me off and I've started calling him out on his God awful communication skills.
Nigger literally made a big deal about CALLING ME to ask me a yes or no question because 'He didn't want to type that many words'.

Just don't get it. Don't understand how there are people who can't just compress what they want to say to base components besides it literally being pilpul or NPC shit.