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A panda walks into a restaurant, orders the bamboo salad. When the waiter brings it, the panda gobbles it down, then draws a gun, fires several shots in the air, then starts walking out as everyone dives for cover. The terrified waiter says, “What was that?!” “I’m a panda. Look it up!” So the waiter looks it up: “Panda. Asian mammal. Eats shoots and leaves.”