I work out 5 days a week and there does seem to be a lot of 5 foot 7 inch guys who are on the juice, too. Like miniature versions of pro wrestlers, they all are wracked with acne, have the weird phenomenon where they have strangely developed minor muscle groups, and their eyes are always open too wide like they are looking for a fight. I kinda want to pat them on the head and tell them to calm down.

Like... bro you have wrapped every joint in your body because you got too big too quick and your tendons are pulling themselves apart. It's no good.